I pick who’s right and remember I know best.

Name 1
01
VS
Name 2
02
The verdict

Keys “I didn’t lose them.” / “You definitely did.”
Timing “You said 7.” / “I said 7:30.”
Important matters “Die Hard is a Christmas film.” / “No.”
Argument settler

Settle an argument online

Got a pointless disagreement? Add two names, explain both sides and let Pick Who’s Right make the completely unnecessary final decision. It is free, instant and deliberately random.

The important questions

Some disagreements have wasted far too much human time already. Start with one of these, or use the argument settler above for your own dispute.

Is a hot dog a sandwich? Bread. Filling. Chaos. The case is less straightforward than it should be. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Christmas Eve, Christmas music and a lot of people shouting no. Does pineapple belong on pizza? A harmless topping somehow became an international incident. Toilet paper: over or under? One roll. Two orientations. Apparently no room for compromise. Is cereal soup? A bowl, a liquid and floating bits. Unfortunately, this argument exists. Should you shower in the morning or at night? Start clean or go to bed clean? Pick your side.
How it works

Two sides. One completely unnecessary verdict.

1. Add both namesEnter the two people who refuse to let the argument die.
2. Give both sidesWrite what each person says happened, or what they think is right.
3. Settle itPress the button and accept the completely random ruling with dignity.

A free random argument decider

Pick Who’s Right is a funny online argument settler for couples, friends, families and anyone stuck in a pointless disagreement. It does not analyse evidence or provide relationship advice. It randomly picks a side and delivers the verdict with far more confidence than it deserves.